Weddingatrocities's Blog

Wow, cheer up, it’s your wedding day. I know there was a mix up with your tux rental at Buffalo Exchange, but this should still be the happiest day of your life even though you are wearing the ugliest shirt and tie known to mankind and forced your friends to buy in to the look.

Source: wedinator

Oh my…when professional bakers go outside of their skill set:

Source: Cake Wrecks

My thanks to BrideTide for bringing cake #1 to my attention and for inspiring this post, which could very well leave you speechless as it did me. Okay, speechless and horrified and mesmerized all at the same time. The music in the video is just wildly inappropriate for a wedding video. I keep trying to tell myself to each his own, but NO. This is just one big atrocity that must not be ignored. It’s ugly, it’s SO not appropriate for a wedding that I just about have no words. Let me guess…toasted with Faygo?

FYI- turn the volume down on the video as it’s loud and uses some profanity.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oplb6aOWaA8
Cake pic1: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=56057
Cake pic2: http://cakecentral.com/gallery/1853549

There is SO much going on with this cake that I just can’t bring it in to focus and my head starts feel like the dude’s head that blew up in Scanners.

Source: wedinator.com

I love a good theme wedding…a GOOD…theme wedding. However, here is a theme wedding that pushes the theme to the excess and makes your guests go from ew to EWWWWWW!:

Picture source: http://geektoplasm.com/zombie-themed-wedding-makes-halloween-romantic-kinda/

I wonder if the couple that ordered this cake had ever watched “Dr. Zhivago” in its entirety or if they simply saw the ice palace scene? Not exactly a feel good movie that results in a happy ending. I would assume that a couple getting married would want to evoke a sense of happiness and not remind everyone partaking of the cake that Yuri’s beloved dies and the time in the ice palace was really one of the few happy moments Yuri and Lara have together. DOWNER!

I must thank Rock N Roll Bride for pointing out this little gem. One look at it will leave you saying, “What the hell?!” Follow the link below for more of this tacky wackadoo wedding.

http://community.livejournal.com/reallifewedding/325967.html

So, you just asked your closest friends and family to be a bridesmaid. What are they going to wear? You don’t want them to outshine you. I know! Pick the ugliest frock you can find and force them to pay for it!

Horrible Bridesmaid Dresses by partiesbykristen featuring a bridesmaid ball gown

Picture sources:
Store sign: http://www.sodahead.com/fun/what-is-the-dumbest-sign-youve-ever-seen/question-301064/
Bridal shorts: http://www.wedinator.com
Camo dress: http://wedding-oh-wedding.blogspot.com/2009/10/packet-camofluage-wedding-dresses.html
Cowboy Hat: http://w.videowap.tv/wedding+horse/
Confederate: http://webpages.charter.net/micah/rebgurl.jpg

…uh, WHAT THE HELL? How does one even begin to carry a bouquet down the aisle with those nails of doom? Hell, how do you even function in the bathroom? Wait…I don’t want to know the answer to that last question.