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Archive for November 2010

…uh, WHAT THE HELL? How does one even begin to carry a bouquet down the aisle with those nails of doom? Hell, how do you even function in the bathroom? Wait…I don’t want to know the answer to that last question.


Wow, congratulations you d-bag, you totally ruined this couple’s wedding reception. Word to the wise, don’t do this to a couple at a wedding where I am the planner.

NSFW- due to profanity

This is certainly a strong commitment to the “New Primitive” culture. While it’s not something I would do, I applaud a couple so devoted to their ideals even if it might result in Grandma having a heart attack during the ceremony.

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A wedding is the biggest party most couples will host in their lifetime. Providing your guests with the best you can afford is usually the focus of the reception, NOT providing guests an opportunity to initiate their gag reflex.

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This wedding probably could have used a talking donkey and a big green ogre to class things up a bit. The entire wedding was held at the local Waffle House: ceremony in the parking lot, reception in the restaurant. Let me just tell you that when I was explaining this to my dear friend and ex-husband the look on his face was priceless- part disbelief and part impending migraine…okay, not so much on the migraine, but you get the idea.

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Yep, the title pretty much says it all. I do have to admit that rednecks are some of the most creative folks when it comes to weddings. I remember watching an episode of Redneck Weddings where a guy took containers that held pool chemical and made it in to a sweet tea fountain. Too bad the tea ended up tasting like chlorine.


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