Weddingatrocities's Blog

So, you just asked your closest friends and family to be a bridesmaid. What are they going to wear? You don’t want them to outshine you. I know! Pick the ugliest frock you can find and force them to pay for it!


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Bridal shorts:
Camo dress:
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…uh, WHAT THE HELL? How does one even begin to carry a bouquet down the aisle with those nails of doom? Hell, how do you even function in the bathroom? Wait…I don’t want to know the answer to that last question.

Wow, congratulations you d-bag, you totally ruined this couple’s wedding reception. Word to the wise, don’t do this to a couple at a wedding where I am the planner.

NSFW- due to profanity

This is certainly a strong commitment to the “New Primitive” culture. While it’s not something I would do, I applaud a couple so devoted to their ideals even if it might result in Grandma having a heart attack during the ceremony.

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A wedding is the biggest party most couples will host in their lifetime. Providing your guests with the best you can afford is usually the focus of the reception, NOT providing guests an opportunity to initiate their gag reflex.

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